Real Hot Girl Script



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About

Well, hello there 😈. This is RealHotGirlScript, a sexy, statically-typed, object-oriented, and esoteric programming language that truly puts the F-U in fun. RealHotGirlScript is meant to make you smile, laugh, and have a sense of confidence and joy as you create through computer programming.

Its witty and hilarious syntax is inspired by some of the sayings that members of the team have each used while programming throughout the years as well as references to pop culture icons, such as Megan thee Stallion, Rickey Thompson, and Trevor Wallace.

Github Repository RealHotGirlScript Grammar

Code Examples

Hello World


suplilbitch “Hello World!”!!!

Basic Function 


weOutHereTryinToFunction wordz grades(digitz percent)$
        iHaveSomethingToSay🙅🏾‍♀️ percent > 90 $
          andThemsTheFacts "You're a hot girl'"!!!
        # becauseWhyyy😼 percent > 75 $
          andThemsTheFacts "You're an ok girl"!!!
        # BECAUSEIMONFUCKINGVACATION👅 $
          andThemsTheFacts "You are NOT a hot girl!"!!!
        #
    #

Adding Two Numbers 


weOutHereTryinToFunction digitz add (digitz a, digitz b) $
    andThemsTheFacts a + b!!!
#

Even Or Odd


weOutHereTryinToFunction boolz evenOrOdd(digitz x)$
    andThemsTheFacts x % 2 == 0!!!
#

Largest Number of Three 


weOutHereTryinToFunction digitz largestNum(digitz x,  digitz y,  digitz z)$
    iHaveSomethingToSay🙅🏾‍♀️ x >= y && x >= z $
        andThemsTheFacts x!!!
    # becauseWhyyy😼 y >= x && y >= z $
        andThemsTheFacts y!!!
    # BECAUSEIMONFUCKINGVACATION👅 $
        andThemsTheFacts z!!!
    #
#

Switch Statement 


digitz number: 0!!!
wordz day: ""!!!
shutUpGirlfriend😈 number $
    andWhatAboutIt👉 0 $
        day : "Sunday"!!!
        GTFO💩!!!
    #
    andWhatAboutIt👉 6  $
        day : "Saturday"!!!
        GTFO💩!!!
    #
    andLetMeDoMe🤑 $
        day : "Weekday"!!!
    #
#
supLilBitch "today is a " + day!!!

The Developers



KeAnna Anglin
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Lauren Lindsey
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Shanaya Nagendran
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Sage Strieker
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KeAnna Anglin

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Never shy to tell you how it is, this sagittarius is nothing short of being the life of the party. She is fun ! fresh ! and full of ~zest~ ! When she is not focusing on school, she is into all things astrology (yes, every other comment will be something about your sign or the upcoming moon transit + retrograde) , podcasting, and self-care.
☆ LOCATION: somewhere laughing
☆ VIBE: humble w/ a little bit of ‘ye
☆ MANTRA: when you focus on the good, the good gets better
☆ LOVES: açaí bowls, a fresh manicure, a hinoki Nordstrom candle .
KeAnna is a Sagittarius.


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Lauren Lindsey

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Lauren is pursuing a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science and a minor in Business Administration. In her free time, Lauren likes to bake brownies, watch the Bachelor, and do yoga. This summer, Lauren will be a Software Engineering Intern at Walt Disney Studios in Los Angeles.
Lauren is a Capricorn.


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Shanaya Nagendran

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Shanaya is pursuing a Computer Science major with a Business Administration minor at Loyola Marymount University. In her free time, she likes to pet dogs, curate Spotify playlists, and hike. She is also an aspiring Twitter personality (@champagne_shan_). This summer, she will be completing her third Software Engineering internship at Google!
Shanaya is a Cancer.


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Sage Strieker

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Sage Strieker is pursuing a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science at Loyola Marymount University. She’s a teacher’s assistant for the CS department at her university and a research assistant for Dr. Ray Toal. Sage grew up in Venice, California. She has a black lab named Zoe and she can’t draw but she loves art and going to museums. She loves to dance and sing and the beach will always be her happy place. This summer, she will be interning at Apple Inc.
Sage is a Gemini.


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Inspiration

Megan Thee Stallion - RealHotGirlScript

Rickey Thompson

Trevor Wallace - suplilbitch

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